Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Grove City Men, Grove City Women

Grove City men are interested in showing that they know how to party, but still come to church every Sunday.  Grove City men show their dominance by way of Adidas shirts and Nike shoes, but don't know how to belt their pants properly.  Grove City men don't know how to conduct themselves in front of the opposite sex, but still claim that they've banged twenty girls.  You can identify a Grove City man as soon as they open their mouths, because what comes out is usually homophobic or slightly racist.  The Grove City men sports star are treated like Gods but have taken Algebra 1 three times.

Grove City women are the queens of being two faced.  Attending church every Sunday, only after they've spent the night out.  Grove City women live off gossip.  If a Grove City women derives from the "norms," they'll have to move.  Grove City women are great at keeping their own secrets, but terrible at keeping others.  You'll never really know if a Grove City woman really likes you, because they constantly talk behind your back.  Grove City women claim they want a ring on their finger, but not if it means that they can't spend every Friday night with their tongues down another persons throat.

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